remarkablerussian:
unfrickintouchable:
remarkablerussian:
unfrickintouchable:
Why the fuck would anyone actually wanna have kids? Like… actually go outta their way to spend twenty years a’ their life catering to a bunch screamin’ brats?
I’d like to ask your mother that…
WAIT.”
A pause. “Do you hear that?” He asked, cupping a hand around his own ear. “No?”
He smiled. “That is sound of my precious leetle czar with his mother. And would you look at that! You are still loud and annoying! Please, give your mother my sympathies. It has probably been tventy years already and her baby boy is still baby.”
He looked at her, brow cocked. “Hallo. Who are you, land cousin of other Amadour?”
unfrickintouchable:
remarkablerussian:
unfrickintouchable:
Why the fuck would anyone actually wanna have kids? Like… actually go outta their way to spend twenty years a’ their life catering to a bunch screamin’ brats?
I’d like to ask your mother that same question!
You say that like she’s the one who had to take care of ‘em.
Nyet, but she is one who had to pop you out. What do you think her reaction was to loud, annoying infant that spoke in Brooklyn accent?
unfrickintouchable:
Why the fuck would anyone actually wanna have kids? Like… actually go outta their way to spend twenty years a’ their life catering to a bunch screamin’ brats?
I’d like to ask your mother that same question!
I heard you needed a care-taker, and I think I fit the description! I don't work on either team, I'm not a tentaspy, nor have I dated Bosko...
“You look annoying. Very annoying. Like you COULD be figment of Bosko’s imagination. Nyet, you are not allowed either.”
Wanted: Just a Caretaker.
-Common sense is admirable.
Just send me ask, we have interview, I choose who is new baby caretaker.
Let me fix. Wanted: Experienced female caretaker.
bluheaddoctor1:
remarkablerussian:
-Kind, caring, and annoyingly nice.
-Knows not to throw babies.
-No Cannibals.
-No one who has dated Bosko.
-No mercenaries.
-No Amadours.
Aren’t you starting to get a little picky? We might have to settle for multiple babysitters in lieu of just a nanny. This place is chaotic after all…
“Fine! But do not get mad at me eef Bosko becomes our number ons.”
Let me fix. Wanted: Experienced female caretaker.
-Kind, caring, and annoyingly nice.
-Knows not to throw babies.
-No Cannibals.
-No one who has dated Bosko.
-No mercenaries.
-No Amadours.
Wanted: Experienced female care taker.
jathis:
remarkablerussian:
-Kind, caring, and annoyingly nice.
-Knows not to throw babies.
-No Cannibals.
Roza cocked an eyebrow and smiled a little. “I was a kindergarten teacher before war,” she offered.
“You dated Bosko.” He replied bluntly. “Ees as bad as Bosko. You are also not allowed.”
