voodoosnipes
"If I was mistaken, I would say that you are having jealousy issues because at least I am in a relationship while you just jump from multiple people to satisfy your intimacy issues."


"I don’t vant bear dick, so there vent your argument."


faesdiner-deactivated20140707
"I'm sure you'd find love if you weren't such a rude, crusty, floppy dick, dinosaur."


"Oh? If I vere nice asshole like rest of idiots, I’m sure I still couldn’t get an love."


jathis
"Chirp! I am a very nice Russian Spy and I like to help people all of the time! Cheerup!" Alfonsbot giggled.


jathis:

 

remarkablerussian:

"Nyet, that’s only in front of you." Wraps his skinny arms around his tiny bot friend.

"I don’t think sugar-coated goods vill help sedate my sexual cravings, but da, helping keep me alive is good enough reason." He mumbled, taking a bite of the cookie and feigning a pleased sound. He could at least pretend it tasted delicious, for Alfons’ sake. 

"I alvays forgot vhen you’re gone how good of baker you are. I can alvays trust there isn’t any contamination vhen you are vun making it."

Alfonsbot smiled and leaned against him lovingly, chirping softly as he closed his glowing optics. He always felt safe and happy around Stanislav.

"Have you been… Safe?" He asked, idly finishing off the treat as he looked down at the little robot.

derrierevous:

Guess who’s in a maroon cocktail short dress, that has no sleeves, but a turtleneck instead.

"You make for ugly princess."

Smokes sadly.


dancing-death:

remarkablerussian:

So hungry.

Shall I make you somezhing to eat?

I’m not talking about food, I’m indirectly talking about love.

Bosko and Kass sitting in tree.


redtroopno3825:

remarkablerussian:

"F-U-C-K-I-N-G~. Oh Kass, is so cute to watch Bosko carry you around! Is like vatching him carry around Bruno!"

"It vas just vunce, but I suppose zhat doesn’t matter to you"

"Nyet, not in least."


voodoosnipes
((Impersonate)): "I am skinny man who likes nothing else but to smell like cigarettes, insult everything that is not of Russian and stare at medical men posteriors."


"Perfect. A++. However, I do have criticism that you could have written about my disgust for abominable relationship you have vith Heavy."

Smokes sadly.


So hungry.


jathis
"Chirp! I am a very nice Russian Spy and I like to help people all of the time! Cheerup!" Alfonsbot giggled.


jathis:

remarkablerussian:

jathis:

remarkablerussian:

jathis:

remarkablerussian:

"Nyet, that’s only in front of you." Wraps his skinny arms around his tiny bot friend.

Alfonsbot laughed, the front door of his chest popping open as he removed a tray of fresh cookies. “I made these for you!”

A soft sigh escapes him at Alfonsbot’s eagerness, and he politely takes a cookie to make the robot happy. “I’m hungry for much more than cookie vith you, but this vill do.”

Alfonsbot turned his head, pressing his metal face against Stanislav’s to impersonate a kiss.

The spy accepts the odd kiss and returns it embarrassedly. 

"So hungry."

"Then eat the cookies!" he chirruped. "They help living things not stop moving and never wake up!"

"I don’t think sugar-coated goods vill help sedate my sexual cravings, but da, helping keep me alive is good enough reason." He mumbled, taking a bite of the cookie and feigning a pleased sound. He could at least pretend it tasted delicious, for Alfons’ sake. 

"I alvays forgot vhen you’re gone how good of baker you are. I can alvays trust there isn’t any contamination vhen you are vun making it."


pocket-chibz
"My name is Stanislav and you are all idiots and I don't like anyone or anything. Especially fun. I hate that!" -imitates smoking and smug posture-


pocket-chibz:

remarkablerussian:

pocket-chibz:

remarkablerussian:

"Don’t forget to add how dumb I think your barrettes are."

"My barrettes are great!"

"Vhenever I see you, I feel like I should ask vhere your parents are and call the police on that old Asian pedophile following you around."

"Why you-! You’re just a grumpy old man and your smoking is unattractive!"

"Grumpiest and most attractive you vill ever meet." He replies proudly, plucking his cigarettes from his lips and tapping some ash on her head. "You should try insults that don’t consist of such things as ‘poopy-head’ and ‘butt-face’."


jathis
"Chirp! I am a very nice Russian Spy and I like to help people all of the time! Cheerup!" Alfonsbot giggled.


jathis:

remarkablerussian:

jathis:

remarkablerussian:

"Nyet, that’s only in front of you." Wraps his skinny arms around his tiny bot friend.

Alfonsbot laughed, the front door of his chest popping open as he removed a tray of fresh cookies. “I made these for you!”

A soft sigh escapes him at Alfonsbot’s eagerness, and he politely takes a cookie to make the robot happy. “I’m hungry for much more than cookie vith you, but this vill do.”

Alfonsbot turned his head, pressing his metal face against Stanislav’s to impersonate a kiss.

The spy accepts the odd kiss and returns it embarrassedly. 

"So hungry."

derrierevous:

remarkablerussian:

Non, did jeou know you dress like le creepy uncle no one invites to family reunions?

Ai’ hate jeou.

Oui.

flammi-flames:

pybun:

medic only needs his eyebrows to seduce

OMG!!! OMFG!!! HOLY SHIT TAKE ME RIGHT NOW MY BODY IS SO READY!!

jathis
"Chirp! I am a very nice Russian Spy and I like to help people all of the time! Cheerup!" Alfonsbot giggled.


jathis:

remarkablerussian:

"Nyet, that’s only in front of you." Wraps his skinny arms around his tiny bot friend.

Alfonsbot laughed, the front door of his chest popping open as he removed a tray of fresh cookies. “I made these for you!”

A soft sigh escapes him at Alfonsbot’s eagerness, and he politely takes a cookie to make the robot happy. “I’m hungry for much more than cookie vith you, but this vill do.”

derrierevous:

Did jeou know sleeveless turtlenecks are fashionable?

B{ >

Non, did jeou know you dress like le creepy uncle no one invites to family reunions?