I’m vas? I’m sure you must be talking to somvun else Herr
Nyet, stranger told me to tell ten people my favorite part about them!
You’re being lonely, is very good, it is what gets me laid.
So nice to know zhat my veaker emotions mean so much to you
Ah! They do, so much! I sometimes like to brag to Bosko about it vhen he drinks, it makes him leave me alone! You help in so many ways!
So I hear, you nearly jeopardized my friendship vith Bosko over zhe matter. It /must/ be loneliness zhat drives me into your arms since it certainly isn’t your charm… or discretion.
But Kass, I’m so endearing! Lovable, rude little scamp that no one can help but come back to again and again! Like you for instance, you cannot get enough of me.
You are a number of zhings Herr, qvuite frankly I’m surprised you haven’t tired of me is your usual ‘endearments’ no longer vorking on ozhers?
Usual endearments? What are you talking about? You mean trying to get others into bed?
To be honest with you, Kass, any one night stand I have had feels like fucking an empty shell of person, just blank face. It is all just a forced struggle to obtain the feeling of passion I once felt so many months before I have left this place. I have felt as empty and shallow since I have lost Lukas, I sometimes find myself staring at door waiting for him to come through with endearing pet name and mumbled ‘I love you’ with coffee cup in hand. I cannot even remember what it use to feel like holding his hand or kissing his lips, I can only recall the pain of not being able to say good bye.
"…I would offer to get you something…but you some how live on air so…"
"Da, but I can order exquisite dish and make joke about how it tastes bland and flavorless. Is funny because that is vhat it vill taste like to me."
"just like I wouldn’t waste your time on a fake spy mission…don’t waste my time cooking. It is my profession you know…" She glared slightly at the rude spy. "Why are you hear anyway? Did you sense my foul mood all the way from the base and then came skittering all the way here to add to my misery?"
"Vell misery does love company." He points out, happily crossing his legs as he looked around the cafe. "And by looks of empty cafe, ees good thing I came here so soon! Vhat fuck you do around here anyvays?"