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"Will you take me to the doctors?"


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snipingmedicine:

"….Vhat did you do."

"Nothing, but I have disease only voluptuous doktor can satisfy."

"If you’re talking about me, zhen fuck off."

"Vhat? You?" He chuckled, looking to the other. "At least you think highly of yourself to think you are vun I vant."


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"My head is killing me."


"Vhat coincidence, your head ees killing me too. Have you considered paper bag?"


remarkablerussian
"Will you take me to the doctors?"


snipingmedicine:

"….Vhat did you do."

"Nothing, but I have disease only voluptuous doktor can satisfy."


remarkablerussian
I'm throwing out all of your belongings in your dresser so I can put my cigarettes there.


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"Do zhat und I’ll throw your mattress off zhe roof."

"I’ll share my belongings if you share yours. After all, I’m very generous individual, Luitger." He replied, giving an innocent smile.

"Vhy vould I vant anyzhing of yours.. Look, just don’t touch any of my med- Zhings. Don’t touch any of my zhings." He knew he probably shouldn’t be stressed about what Stanislav would make of his medication. The bastard probably wouldn’t even recognize half the hormones he was taking, much less what they were for. Still, the years had taught him to be cautious.

"Fine. I meant don’t touch my medication. I’m a sick old man who doesn’t vant his pills moved around. Now leave me alone und find someone else to pester."

"Aw, but my dear, sweet Luitger, how else vill I get to know you better? In fact, finding out vhat is in your dresser vill make us closer as teammates!"

And with that said, he happily began skipping off to their shared room.

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Sighs softly, leaning back in his lounging chair with a cigar in his mouth.

"Ass." He nods quietly to himself in agreement before taking up a newspaper and reding to himself.

"Eloquent as alvays…

"Vhat point is there to burning them?" He asked.

"Zhey are nicht vorth saving, besides it allows me to burn somzhing zhat von’t get me a lecture from Herr Spy"

"You could always burn something of lesser value then these paintings, like Aime or any American for example." He offered before looking back at the painting. "But I suppose this is good source of relaxation, da?"

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remarkablerussian
I'm throwing out all of your belongings in your dresser so I can put my cigarettes there.


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remarkablerussian:

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"Do zhat und I’ll throw your mattress off zhe roof."

Stanislav just smiled as Luitger’s practically shoved him away, quietly fixing his suit before directing his attention back to the sniper. That grin just seemed to grow wider and wider.

"So, my friend, vhat do you have hidden in that dresser you do not vant me to look at, hm?"

"Nozhing. I just don’t vant your grubby fingers in mein zhings." Luitger lied, glaring daggers at the Spy. Of all the people he could have gotten as a roommate, it had to be this guy. He’d already sent in several requests for a room change with no luck.

"I’m sure you vould rather I didn’t pick zhrough your fancy suits und throw zhem on zhe floor or somezhing, I don’t vant my zhings touched."

"I’ll share my belongings if you share yours. After all, I’m very generous individual, Luitger." He replied, giving an innocent smile.

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Nyet.

Elleanor’s unhealthy obsession with chocolate is funny but I feel that it is old. I suggest we all try for new material, perhaps how her hair can be compared to straw, or how one of her eye balls is bigger than the other.


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I'm throwing out all of your belongings in your dresser so I can put my cigarettes there.


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"Do zhat und I’ll throw your mattress off zhe roof."

"Somevun is grumpy today!" He chuckled darkly, happily slinging an arm around the other’s shoulders. "Ve are best friend roommates, da? Sharing is important! That is vhy I vill let you have whole cardboard box all to yourself!"

"I svear to Gott I will gut you Stanislav. Leave my zhings alone." Luitger let out an irritated sigh, itching a little for his knife as he pulled away from the man’s arm. "You have your own gottverdammte dresser. Use it und leave mine alone."

Stanislav just smiled as Luitger’s practically shoved him away, quietly fixing his suit before directing his attention back to the sniper. That grin just seemed to grow wider and wider.

"So, my friend, vhat do you have hidden in that dresser you do not vant me to look at, hm?"

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I'm throwing out all of your belongings in your dresser so I can put my cigarettes there.


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"Do zhat und I’ll throw your mattress off zhe roof."

"Is fine by me, it just means I can bunk vith my favorite mercenary!" He cooed.

"Oh? I didn’t realize your favorite mercenary vas zhe cold, flizhy ground. Because zhat’s vhere your mattress ist going if you touch my zhings." Nevermind that he had some rather telling medications hidden away in his drawer. "Find somevhere else to put your cigarettes."

"Somevun is grumpy today!" He chuckled darkly, happily slinging an arm around the other’s shoulders. "Ve are best friend roommates, da? Sharing is important! That is vhy I vill let you have whole cardboard box all to yourself!"


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I'm throwing out all of your belongings in your dresser so I can put my cigarettes there.


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"Do zhat und I’ll throw your mattress off zhe roof."

"Is fine by me, it just means I can bunk vith my favorite mercenary!" He cooed.