themerryirishman:

remarkablerussian:

"You’re velcome! Good buddy, pal, comrade of mine!" Stanislav replies happily, continuing to jovially slap poor Todd on the back.

"YOU— STOP THAT!!" Quickly jumps with both hands up and ready to go smacking stupidly at any approaching hands.

"TH— THAT’S RUDE, STOP, JESUS."

"Vhat? Me? Rude? That is hurtful, after all of help I give to you!" Stanislav replied through crocodile tears before stopping suddenly and slapping Todd on the back again before going back to his faux sobs. "S-Sorry, I just saw another fly…!"

themerryirishman:

remarkablerussian:

themerryirishman:

Muffled screaming as he walks around, shirtless, showcasing a back redder than a tomato.

Feigns a gasps. “Oh no, there is fly on your back!” SMACKS.

HIGH PITCHED MUFFLED SCREAMING INTENSIFIES.

"You’re velcome! Good buddy, pal, comrade of mine!" Stanislav replies happily, continuing to jovially slap poor Todd on the back.

skeletonplay:

autisticbigby:

i love how they literally released a design of honey lemon and all of tumblr agreed “she looks like rapunzel!!” and then they release another design where she’s wearing glasses and everybody is like “WOAH WHERE DID RAPUNZEL GO !!!”  

what do you mean, clark kent and superman can’t be the same guy! clark kent wears glasses!

(Source: th4ne)

themerryirishman:

Muffled screaming as he walks around, shirtless, showcasing a back redder than a tomato.

Feigns a gasps. “Oh no, there is fly on your back!” SMACKS.

Tentacles and fish?


slimy-yet-satisfying:

remarkablerussian:

Looks like Amadour is feeling very frisky today.

Bite me.

Apologies, Amadour, but even I’m not desperate enough to participate in your kinky charades. Perhaps you should try fisherman.

Tentacles and fish?


Looks like Amadour is feeling very frisky today.


Anonymous
Oh look, it's Ellie's rooster, Richard! Richard has present for Ellie! In his mouth is a tarnished silver bracelet he found in a drainage ditch! Richard sees Stan, and puffs up before running.


What’s that? It looks like skinny gloved hands are scooping up the rooster.

Time to donate some good to Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Send me a “♡” if you want to ship our muses


shadowandyounger:

the-pink-star-warrior:

image

WATCH! AS I GET NONE!

Why is there wasps best in my mailbox.

derrierevous:

Maybe… Ai’ should work for ze Industries again.

Ai’d prefer not to end up dead.

Nyet, go be independent and free.

Go die for good cause.

Looks in mirror.


Rubs fingers around the dark circles around his eyes. 

"Maybe I have these because I’m dead."

coinincident:

Spy’s smug face when Scout says that he’s better than him.

asschabs:

i am evil and gay and i love to complain

keepfindingyourselfbellyup:

"…I feel like someone’s talking trash ‘bout me"

"No, but I’d love to start."

Stanislav Vikentieva: Professional asshole.