http://snipingmedicine.tumblr.com/post/92015412122/remarkablerussian-snipingmedicine-avoiding ↗

snipingmedicine:

Avoiding the roommate was exactly what Luitger was doing. He didn’t know who his roommate was, he just knew there was also someone else’s stuff in the room he had been assigned and as such, he was avoiding said room as much as possible.

Because shooting trees near base was a completely productive use of his time.

A loud, angry yelp erupted from the tree the other had been shooting, followed by a angry, skinny, blonde haired Russian with dark eyes falling out. He picked himself angrily off of the ground, dusting off his suit before walking towards the other with a scowl.

"Vhat do you think you are doing?!"


manipulativeorganism
"Vermin, you say? Speak of the devil."


manipulativeorganism:

remarkablerussian:

What.

"Speak of the devil and he shall come. You spoke of any sort of vermin, here’s the devil in the analogy."

"Vhat are you? Cockroach?"

OOC: Petition to be Luitger's Roommate ↗

Quietly mulls over how to get some old man ass.

Hmm….


redtroopno3825:

remarkablerussian:

redtroopno3825:

remarkablerussian:

I wonder if I dress as cliched ‘Christian Pure Spy’ if I could get good fucking…

As if anyvun vould believe you are Christian /or/ Pure Herr

Kass, you underestimate me! I am spy, after all, pretending to be something I am not is my speciality! I vill bet you I can bed Christian Brutal idiot vith no trouble in least. 

"Please, I zhink you may be out of your depth, but if you vant to make a fool out of yourself be my guest"

"This coming from man dating idiot. Oh please, idea vill vork, everyvun are easily mislead." He scoffed. 


remarkablerussian
You look like you need pot of boiling water and little bit of salt.


spycrabbypatty:

The crab just made a rude little screeing noise and moved to hide under some furniture.

"Vhat’s that? You vant to fly?" Stanislav asked before chuckling darkly as he went after the little crab.

Hmm….


redtroopno3825:

remarkablerussian:

I wonder if I dress as cliched ‘Christian Pure Spy’ if I could get good fucking…

As if anyvun vould believe you are Christian /or/ Pure Herr

Kass, you underestimate me! I am spy, after all, pretending to be something I am not is my speciality! I vill bet you I can bed Christian Brutal idiot vith no trouble in least. 

Hmm….


I wonder if I dress as cliched ‘Christian Pure Spy’ if I could get good fucking…

theotherubersheep:

remarkablerussian:

"Based on your logic and going by how you look, I suppose you’re right; you’re not vermin!" Stanislav laughed. 

Oh boy did she miss her favorite spy.

"Shouldn’t you be fuckin’ some medic or somethin’?"

"Ah, but I do, and I will, but I do so enjoy taking time out of day to visit all of my good friends. You know drill, I am annoying and you are easily annoyed."


manipulativeorganism
"Vermin, you say? Speak of the devil."


What.

Bah, you see one Christian Brutal, you have seen them all!

theotherubersheep:

remarkablerussian:

"You should really have some more confidence in yourself, you’re not THAT much of vermin…"

"At least vermin have a sense of taste."

"Based on your logic and going by how you look, I suppose you’re right; you’re not vermin!" Stanislav laughed. 

theotherubersheep:

"Sorry Todd, but it looks like ya got the vermin of BLU."

"You should really have some more confidence in yourself, you’re not THAT much of vermin…"

in-my-mouth:

"Pirozhki" - Baked Stuffed Pies