snipingmedicine
"Stanislav, I need to speak vith you about somezhing." It was only fair that he tell the man what he was planning, seeing as it could directly effect the man.


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"Da? Vhat is it?"

"I’m zhinking about transferring. To Hydro. It vould be better be better for mein health und zhe pay ist better. Zhat being said, I’m sure you’d probably be thrilled to have your room to yourself again"

Well, that admittedly took him by surprise, but he tried his best not to show it. He simply chewed on the end of his cigarette as he looked to the other.

"As I am sure you vill be happy to have somevun else as bunking buddy. Vell, I vish you luck on future endeavors."

"I vould have my own room at Hydro actually." Luitger rubbed the back of his neck, not really sure what else to say. He’d thought he’d be happy to get away from the almost constant thorn in his side. "…..You could alvays visit. If you vanted to."

"Vhat reason vould I have for visiting?" He asked with a thin brow arched. "You and I are not exactly companions, ve don’t have much of friendship either. Like I have said, I vish you vell."

"It vas just ein offer…" Luitger’s hesitance transformed into a scowl. "Ech. Forget I said anyzhing. You do vhat you vant."

Stanislav perked up at the response he got, and after a moment he smiled and sauntered over to throw his arms around the sniper’s neck.

"Aw, I vill visit you, my leetle devochka. How can I say no?"

Luitger rolled his eyes, used to Stanislav’s dramatic flare. However, the German went rigid and tense at the Russian’s words. It had been a while since he’d actually spoken Russian, maybe he had heard wrong, but.. “V-vhat did you just call me…”

"Hm? Me? Oh nothing! Nothing at all!" He replied with a dark chuckle as he began to walk off. He raised a hand in the air to wave to the other. "I’ll promise to drop in on your new home and make myself at home there!"


snipingmedicine
"Stanislav, I need to speak vith you about somezhing." It was only fair that he tell the man what he was planning, seeing as it could directly effect the man.


snipingmedicine:

remarkablerussian:

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"Da? Vhat is it?"

"I’m zhinking about transferring. To Hydro. It vould be better be better for mein health und zhe pay ist better. Zhat being said, I’m sure you’d probably be thrilled to have your room to yourself again"

Well, that admittedly took him by surprise, but he tried his best not to show it. He simply chewed on the end of his cigarette as he looked to the other.

"As I am sure you vill be happy to have somevun else as bunking buddy. Vell, I vish you luck on future endeavors."

"I vould have my own room at Hydro actually." Luitger rubbed the back of his neck, not really sure what else to say. He’d thought he’d be happy to get away from the almost constant thorn in his side. "…..You could alvays visit. If you vanted to."

"Vhat reason vould I have for visiting?" He asked with a thin brow arched. "You and I are not exactly companions, ve don’t have much of friendship either. Like I have said, I vish you vell."

"It vas just ein offer…" Luitger’s hesitance transformed into a scowl. "Ech. Forget I said anyzhing. You do vhat you vant."

Stanislav perked up at the response he got, and after a moment he smiled and sauntered over to throw his arms around the sniper’s neck.

"Aw, I vill visit you, my leetle devochka. How can I say no?"


snipingmedicine
"Stanislav, I need to speak vith you about somezhing." It was only fair that he tell the man what he was planning, seeing as it could directly effect the man.


snipingmedicine:

remarkablerussian:

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"Da? Vhat is it?"

"I’m zhinking about transferring. To Hydro. It vould be better be better for mein health und zhe pay ist better. Zhat being said, I’m sure you’d probably be thrilled to have your room to yourself again"

Well, that admittedly took him by surprise, but he tried his best not to show it. He simply chewed on the end of his cigarette as he looked to the other.

"As I am sure you vill be happy to have somevun else as bunking buddy. Vell, I vish you luck on future endeavors."

"I vould have my own room at Hydro actually." Luitger rubbed the back of his neck, not really sure what else to say. He’d thought he’d be happy to get away from the almost constant thorn in his side. "…..You could alvays visit. If you vanted to."

"Vhat reason vould I have for visiting?" He asked with a thin brow arched. "You and I are not exactly companions, ve don’t have much of friendship either. Like I have said, I vish you vell."


snipingmedicine
"Stanislav, I need to speak vith you about somezhing." It was only fair that he tell the man what he was planning, seeing as it could directly effect the man.


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"Da? Vhat is it?"

"I’m zhinking about transferring. To Hydro. It vould be better be better for mein health und zhe pay ist better. Zhat being said, I’m sure you’d probably be thrilled to have your room to yourself again"

Well, that admittedly took him by surprise, but he tried his best not to show it. He simply chewed on the end of his cigarette as he looked to the other.

"As I am sure you vill be happy to have somevun else as bunking buddy. Vell, I vish you luck on future endeavors."


snipingmedicine
"Stanislav, I need to speak vith you about somezhing." It was only fair that he tell the man what he was planning, seeing as it could directly effect the man.


"Da? Vhat is it?"

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laughs and buries head in sand 

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"Vhy hallo there, doktor."


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The Medic jumped at the voice, his eyes darting about until they’d located and settled upon the Spy. He’d been so enrapt by the sunset that he’d not heard anyone approach; not that one typically heard spies approaching. “Hallo… Vhat do you vant?” he asked guardedly, watching for any signs of hostility.

He brought his hands up, showing the other he wasn’t carrying any weapons. He was so use to everyone’s happy, overly friendly demeanors that he didn’t even consider he may have come off as a threat.

"Do not vorry, I have no intentions to harm you. If I vanted to do that, I vould happily vait for my chance on our battlements." He assured him as he walked over. "I am merely… Your average, friendly spy looking for company."

"Friendly…?" Josef asked quietly, not totally willing to believe that a BLU would be truly friendly to him. He’d always been a nervous sort, and as of late he’d been even more unsettled than usual. Although he did not move away from the other man as he approached, he still was visibly tense. "I’m afraid zhat I do not do so vell vith entertaining company. I am usually alone."

"I do not require any entertaining, I am simply making idle conversation vith my fellow mercenary. There is no harm in that, is there?" He asked, giving a grin as he peeled off his balaclava. No need in hiding his face, the other mused, especially with how apprehensive the other looked. Then again, his pale face with his sunken in cheeks and darkened eyes didn’t exactly say friendly either. 

"I am Stanislav Vikentieva, who do you happen to be, my leetle doktor?"


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Catch me. *Throws self at*


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Zane immediately caught the scrawny Russian “The weather didn’t say anything about people falling from the sky today”

"Nyet, I just vas hoping to see who I vould pester rest of day." He threw his arms around Zane’s neck, obnoxiously hugging him close. "You are vinner!"

"Oh lucky me" he answered sarcastically "I’m sorry to disappoint you but I’m not going to be doing anything too interesting today, just gardening"

"Ah, vhat terribly fun bonding experience for both of us, don’t you agree?" He snickered. "I think I could use tan, don’t you agree?"


remarkablerussian
Catch me. *Throws self at*


redtroopno3825:

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Zane immediately caught the scrawny Russian “The weather didn’t say anything about people falling from the sky today”

Looks at him. “Vhy did you catch me? You seem like type to throw me on floor.”

"Wot? I don’t know where’d you hear that?" he asked setting the other down "I know you ain’t well loiked but I’m not gonna let you fall"

He pointed at himself then. “Don’t you know who I am?”

"Everyone knows Stanislav, master of the withering insult" he answered rolling his eyes "Kass is probably the only other person on this base who can stand you"

"Master of withering insult? Vhat prestigious title you’ve given me, I feel so honored, Zane." He chuckled. "So then… If Kass is only other person, I assume you ‘can stand me’ then?"

"I can, I can tolerate a lot of unpleasant things and people, I’ve certainly had to put up with worse then you" he answered with a chuckle "So why were you throwing yourself loike you were? You smoking something other then tobacco?"

"Nyet, I just vas hoping to see who I vould pester rest of day." He threw his arms around Zane’s neck, obnoxiously hugging him close. "You are vinner!"


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Catch me. *Throws self at*


redtroopno3825:

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Zane immediately caught the scrawny Russian “The weather didn’t say anything about people falling from the sky today”

Looks at him. “Vhy did you catch me? You seem like type to throw me on floor.”

"Wot? I don’t know where’d you hear that?" he asked setting the other down "I know you ain’t well loiked but I’m not gonna let you fall"

He pointed at himself then. “Don’t you know who I am?”

"Everyone knows Stanislav, master of the withering insult" he answered rolling his eyes "Kass is probably the only other person on this base who can stand you"

"Master of withering insult? Vhat prestigious title you’ve given me, I feel so honored, Zane." He chuckled. "So then… If Kass is only other person, I assume you ‘can stand me’ then?"


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Catch me. *Throws self at*


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Zane immediately caught the scrawny Russian “The weather didn’t say anything about people falling from the sky today”

Looks at him. “Vhy did you catch me? You seem like type to throw me on floor.”

"Wot? I don’t know where’d you hear that?" he asked setting the other down "I know you ain’t well loiked but I’m not gonna let you fall"

He pointed at himself then. “Don’t you know who I am?”


remarkablerussian
Catch me. *Throws self at*


redtroopno3825:

Zane immediately caught the scrawny Russian “The weather didn’t say anything about people falling from the sky today”

Looks at him. “Vhy did you catch me? You seem like type to throw me on floor.”


hamham613
How about those pointy shoulders of yours, I'm quite sure they could poke someone's eye out. Surely they will be useful against a Zombie hoard!


Next person who makes jokes about my shoulders vill get stabbed.

What do you think would be my muse’s weapon of choice during the Zombie Apocalypse?


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